2 definitions by johnnieb54

svenjolly

A person that has a cheerful mental hold on you.

Elaine: I can't leave him...he has a mental hold on me. He's like a Svenjolly.

Jerry: Svengali.

Elaine: What did I say?

http://www.svenjolly.com

Jerry: Svenjolly.

Elaine: There's no way I could have said "Svenjolly."

Jerry: Well, maybe he has a "cheerful" mental hold on you.

http://www.svenjolly.com

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by johnnieb54 November 29, 2008

muffsaraggin

When a girl is on her period and looks less than her best (ragamuffin).

Girl: Ugh, these cramps are killing me and I look fugly...like a ragamuffin.

Guy: Sounds like your muffsaraggin to me!

by johnnieb54 February 5, 2009