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Being so drunk that everything pisses you off and hitting and pinching becomes your only form of communication. Often results in the loss of shoes especially if they are boots or heels. Loss of volume control is the first sign of an individual becoming Kayla drunk.
After a magnum bottle of champagne and a few Screw Drivers, Denise had become Kayla drunk hitting her friends and throwing her heels into the forest, while yelling at cars.
by john yaya October 11, 2012
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Evil dead zombie dick.

When you have used your dick so much it's limp as a dead zombie.
"I jacked of 5,000 times last week and now I have EDZD!"
by john yaya May 19, 2022
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