liquid fortnitrogen

The ultimate solution for cringy fortnite kids.

Fortnite kid: i got the dub
Mom: *pours liquid fortnitrogen onto child*
Fortnite kid: 👁👄👁

by john stromboli April 23, 2021

ezpzlmnsquez

A fancier version of "easy peasy lemon squeezy" if you pronounce it correctly

ezpzlmnsquez

by john stromboli February 15, 2023

what time is it

"it's time for lunch"
- Mr grouper

what time is it

by john stromboli November 27, 2022

ur vagina a resigna

Ultimate insult.
Nothing else, because it's too powerful to describe as human.

Ur vagina a resigna

by john stromboli June 21, 2021

Toilet

#1 cause of AFK-kicking in gamers.

I got kicked for being AFK for too long just because I needed to use the toilet.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021

Meerkat on a lid

When you accidentally shit on the toilet lid.

Joel: Shit, I just put a meerkat on a lid.
Vince: Your mom is SO going to kill you dude.

by john stromboli September 15, 2020

ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die

Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-

by john stromboli December 29, 2022