john stromboli's definitions

Jauoq

boner upside-down

Jauoq e a^ey !

by john stromboli June 23, 2025

marples

What George Harrison and Ringo Starr play while John and Paul write songs, along with marbles.

Woman: What do you and Ringo do while John and Paul write songs?
George: We play marbles. Or marples.

by john stromboli March 3, 2025

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by john stromboli January 3, 2025

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"i am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together". a lyric from "I Am the Walrus" by the Beatles.

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by john stromboli January 3, 2025

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How the fuck did you get here

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by john stromboli March 2, 2024

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Congratulations, you tried to make 69 with your keyboard. Only 6.297 quadrillion more keyboard combinations to go!

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by john stromboli October 13, 2023

ezpzlmnsquez

A fancier version of "easy peasy lemon squeezy" if you pronounce it correctly

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by john stromboli February 15, 2023