Definitions by john hammond

dick flannel 

the rag used to wipe cum off a guys dick, usually used as an insult

guy 1"dude that girl is soo fit , should i ask her out??"
guy 2"no don't she's such a dick flannel there's still some in her hair"

dick flannel by John Hammond April 27, 2017

The Joker

When you apply period blood to both sides of your cheeks to make your appearance resemble that of Heath Ledger's character in the Batman series.

You can obtain the joker by using your fingers to smear on the blood or simply perform cunnilingus with vigor.

The Joker by John Hammond September 19, 2012

wompus cat 

pissed off, irrate, or visibly aggitated.

from appalachian phrase "aunry as a wompus cat" the wompus cat being a feline mammal born without an anus.
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-

wompus cat by john hammond August 3, 2007