joeseph kowalski's definitions

peteriosis disease

the extreme urge to be a fag and a skater and a poser. other symptoms include:not wanting to cut hair,hair taking on properties of tempered steel,extreme protectiveness over a hat,piglike nose,extreme hair growth causing ideal conditions for parasites,lice,crabs,tics,spiders,leeches and hobos,and loss of friends.

peter symchuck has peteriosis disease

by joeseph kowalski May 5, 2005

sasafras

a piece of orange poo that has three eyes and a scrunched up elvis face

i sasafrased the cow

by joeseph kowalski May 3, 2005