Definitions by joe webb

seymour grundel 

A scam pulled over on a particularly naive victim.

Dude, I can't believe we Seymour Grundeled him at the draft 2 years in a row!

seymour grundel by joe webb June 24, 2016

value creation strategy 

The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.

Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.

value creation strategy by joe webb June 17, 2016