Definitions by joe webb

seymour grundel

A scam pulled over on a particularly naive victim.

Dude, I can't believe we Seymour Grundeled him at the draft 2 years in a row!

The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.

Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.