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an unholy level of ugliness
Dude, what were you thinking when you hooked up with her? That chick is hostile.
by joe momma January 18, 2004

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One who thinks lizard eggs may have crawled up one's ears while they are sleeping leading to a minute amount of pain in lower left ear lobe.
Natasha Abbot would be an excellant example a common everyday tard.
by Joe Momma August 30, 2004

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the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes
ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.
by joe momma May 27, 2003

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another word for shit!
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
by joe momma January 18, 2005

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