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Definitions by jo mama 556

Christian Cotton 

He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.
Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!

Christian Cotton then gets guarded
Christian Cotton by jo mama 556 October 17, 2023

Kyle Kalka 

"Is that Kyle Kalka? He's rich"
Kyle Kalka by jo mama 556 July 29, 2023
meaning a stupid and idiotic person (Offensive)
Stop being such a gren
gren by jo mama 556 February 2, 2023