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Christian Cotton

He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.

Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!

Christian Cotton then gets guarded

by jo mama 556 October 17, 2023

Kyle Kalka

He's rich as fuck

"Is that Kyle Kalka? He's rich"

by jo mama 556 July 29, 2023

gren

meaning a stupid and idiotic person (Offensive)

Stop being such a gren

by jo mama 556 February 2, 2023