2 definitions by jizzwaffle

D dap

When going in for a hug, the girl's hand subtly touches the guy's dick, signifying interest.

Taylor: Dude, she totally gave me the d dap.

Cam: What are you talking about?

Taylor: Her hand just touched the d... she totally wants it.

Cam: Hahahahaha
Jake: Guys, you know she's lesbian, right?

by jizzwaffle December 22, 2014

smokrastinating

To avoid important tasks by taking frequent smoke breaks

I could have gotten all my work done, but I spent the whole day smokrastinating.

by jizzwaffle May 14, 2012