jimmy herrmann's definitions

cornlogs

Logs contructed primarily of corn kernels held together by a thick, warm, brown paste commonly referred to as feces. These logs can be anywhere, from a few inches, to a few feet in length and carry with them a pungent odor that will infiltrate the surrounding atmosphere.

The foul smell originated from the cornlogs that were held securely in Dave's boxer shorts.

by jimmy herrmann May 25, 2006