1 definition by jgmack
A short, fat person who is very greasy, hardly (if ever) showers, and lies out of his/her ass. They usually have elf like features and is not very well liked by most. Chalk full of acne, they are questionably homo sexual and shower when told. They are fans of pop music and their hair is slicked tight to their forehead.
by jgmack February 21, 2010