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Sushicide

An act causing Death by sushi

Did you hear? John committed sushicide.

by jfont May 27, 2023

Midnight Mudslide

Similar to a wet dream, a midnight mudslide occurs when an individual defecates in bed due to a dream. The fecal matter is then smeared around in the sheets as the individual rolls around in their sleep thereby creating a midnight mudslide.

I had a midnight mudslide last night; I had to throw away my sheets.

by jfont April 20, 2021