Definitions by jesus m. christ

Craptacular 

A word founded by Ohio natives showing how loosely, not-a-big-dealish, but nevertheless not good something is.

Craptacular job, class. You all lose 10 points.

Craptacular by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

A B-Velez 

An afro hair cut. Very Columbian. Very curly. Oh so sexy. Also, called a Velez.

What a B-Velez wannabe!

A B-Velez by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

Awesome Riff #1 

In Dragonforce's Through The Fire And Flames:

Timewise: 7:06-7:12

If only it was longer... sigh

Awesome Riff #1 is tight as nutsack!

Awesome Riff #1 by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

Bucking Bronco 

A sex act where a woman is laying flat on her chest while a man is having anal sex with her. Then he has to put both his hands secured in a place he can grasp on to the woman. He the procides, as he is in "action", to whisper in the woman's ear "I have Aids". If proformed correctly, the woman will try to shake the man off her by trying to jump up. The man shood try to stay on for the full effect. Don't use unless you plan to break up with the girl.

I pulled the Bucking Bronco on her and she practically jumped out the window!

Bucking Bronco by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007