jesus m. christ's definitions

A B-Velez

An afro hair cut. Very Columbian. Very curly. Oh so sexy. Also, called a Velez.

What a B-Velez wannabe!

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

Awesome Riff #1

In Dragonforce's Through The Fire And Flames:

Timewise: 7:06-7:12

If only it was longer... sigh

Awesome Riff #1 is tight as nutsack!

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

Weak Sauce

Something which is pathetic. Can be one word or two.

That's such weak sauce man. You suck at life.

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

Self Conceided Prick

Someone who puts a song on an album describing his emotion for a girl which emphasizes how great he is.

Man 1: Put songs on that album that are about her and how you feel towards her, you know?

Man 2: Oh. So like the song "Lucky You"?

Man: Wow. You Self Conceided Prick!

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007