2 definitions by jesuchristo
An act typically regarded as physically impossible due to the laws of both mathematics and thermal dynamics. Comparable to the root of a negative number, or dividing by 0. Attempts at such are always futile and result in the immediate seizure of one’s existence.
Bob: I’m pretty sure my roommate tried to Out Pizza the Hut last night, although I can’t seem to remember his name.
Daniel: You had a roommate?
Bob: No
Daniel: You had a roommate?
Bob: No
by jesuchristo January 29, 2020
To apply the term "smokin'", as in an attractive life form of the female gender, with taco, which synonymous with the female genitalia, the vagina.
She's a smokin' taco.
by jesuchristo April 28, 2006