jesuchristo 's definitions

Out Pizza The Hut

An act typically regarded as physically impossible due to the laws of both mathematics and thermal dynamics. Comparable to the root of a negative number, or dividing by 0. Attempts at such are always futile and result in the immediate seizure of one’s existence.

Bob: I’m pretty sure my roommate tried to Out Pizza the Hut last night, although I can’t seem to remember his name.
Daniel: You had a roommate?
Bob: No

by jesuchristo January 29, 2020

smokin' taco

To apply the term "smokin'", as in an attractive life form of the female gender, with taco, which synonymous with the female genitalia, the vagina.

She's a smokin' taco.

by JesuChristo May 9, 2006