jeremy smith's definitions

curtain floss

the act of wiping yer ass on the curtains of a motel after receiving horrible service there.

Use the curtain floss at the super 8 in colombus ohio when they change their rates after "BOB" the towel head told us one rate and charged us another.

by jeremy smith January 11, 2006

chaw rang

the poop colored saliva left on a butthole after you lick it in jail so virgil won't beat you up.

jeremy my jail beauty loves chaw rang.

by jeremy smith January 13, 2006