iputz

any nerd who claims to be cool because they own an iphone.

that annoying dork who won a freaking iPhone at the office Christmas party is an iputz.

by jeremy jackson March 29, 2008

Stupidity Lag

the time it takes your brain to realize what you just did was stupid.

you are traveling for work and you decide to surf for porn at the hotel and then later after a 45 minute stupidity lag you realize you are still VPN'd into the office network.

by jeremy jackson March 30, 2008

stupidity lag

the time it takes your brain to realize what you just did was stupid.

you are traveling for work and you decide to surf for porn at the hotel and then later after a 45 minute stupidity lag you realize you are still VPN'd into the office network.

by jeremy jackson March 29, 2008

reculturate

the time it takes you to re-learn your own culture after working overseas.

After spending two years teaching in Tajikistan I needed 3 months to reculturate to life in the U.S.A.

by jeremy jackson October 28, 2016