Definitions by jeff ha ha

behotchkinson's disease 

A disease caused by oneself being an extreme bitch. Typically a female.

That chick has behotchkinson's disease to the nth power.

behotchkinson's disease by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

schlimmie

Splooging in your heterosexual partner's butthole then taking the residue and rubbing it above your lip. Like Dirty Sanchez only different ingredients.

My wife isn't into schlimmie as much as i would like her to be.

schlimmie by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

Awful waffle 

When someone is placed onto a table without a shirt at camp and syrup is poured all over the person's body.

Awful waffle! Awful Waffle! Awful Waffle!

Awful waffle by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003