When a man thrusts his penis between a woman's large, soft butt-cheeks, eventually ejaculating on he back. Similar to titty-fucking, but with the butt-cheeks. No penetration, just a jack off with the cheeks.
I got up behind her and totally pillow topped that bitch. I was pillow topping her again and again, then blew my wad right up her back.
by jediracer July 08, 2010

The act of shoving a piece of candy, i.e., Laffy Taffy, Tootsie Roll, Jolly Rancher, Starburst, etc., up a woman's butthole when you are giving it to her from behind, usually right as you are cumming.
I was hitting her from behind and I conadied her with a Laffy Taffy!
Man, that girl I took home from the bar last night, I totally gave her the conady!
Man, that girl I took home from the bar last night, I totally gave her the conady!
by jediracer September 28, 2012
