jed kenney's definitions

Jared

One who has more homosexuality then he knows what to do with; The king of flamers.

Fuck my ass and call me jared.

by jed kenney April 9, 2008

bitchassdouschelickinbuttpirate

The most sorry excuse for a human to live. One who cannot get any ass in the world of homosexuality, but still tries; Often resorts to cheap male strippers and used dousches in trach cans near retirement homes.

Jared sure has been acting like a bitchassdouschelickinbuttpirate

by jed kenney April 9, 2008