jason1234's definitions

hallam

When you are forced to do a shit in the bushes.

There isn't a toilet for fucking miles. I'm going to have to pull a hallam out of the bag.

by jason1234 June 13, 2006

Jaypaving

A means of satisfying your friends by wanking in front of a mirror and filming it for passers by in the street to watch

John got caught jaypaving it. You should have seen his face!

by Jason1234 June 5, 2009