jason spencer's definitions

lois griffin

The ultimate cartoon MILF. I'm sorry, but she beats Marge.

I rubbed one out to Lois Griffin.

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

gravy pants

When you shit your pants.

After I ate 9 burritos, I made gravy pants.

by Jason Spencer January 5, 2005

dogfight

A contest between men where the objective is to find the ugliest, nastiest girl possible and invite her out. Whichever man brings the ugliest girl wins the dogfight.

John won the dogfight because his girl was completely gross.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003