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Definitions by jared jones

muppet diver

a lesbian who "goes down" her sex partner, and licks the clitoris

MawMaw's definition of a muff diver
That muppet diver munches that raunchy love rug all through the night.
muppet diver by jared jones November 22, 2007
kooterlicious vagina, also see rug, nasty kootamunga

also see "muppet diver"
I need some yogurt, my pusskin is fairly dry.

OR

I'm going to Genie Baby's to get me some of that pusskin.
pusskin by jared jones November 22, 2007