muppet diver

a lesbian who "goes down" her sex partner, and licks the clitoris

MawMaw's definition of a muff diver
That muppet diver munches that raunchy love rug all through the night.
by jared jones November 22, 2007
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pusskin

kooterlicious vagina, also see rug, nasty kootamunga

also see "muppet diver"
I need some yogurt, my pusskin is fairly dry.

OR

I'm going to Genie Baby's to get me some of that pusskin.
by jared jones November 22, 2007
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