2 definitions by jane appleseed my ass
A qt but slow relationship. If they went normal pace, they would've been fucking by now. Lmfao no wonder the girl (that shall remain unnamed) was so good at high jump practice. Y'all know who I'm talking about. Not the TV Naley, the two little asians holding hands.
EDIT: THEY BROKE UP </3
EDIT: THEY'RE DATING OTHER PPL AND YUCK </3
EDIT: THEY BROKE UP </3
EDIT: THEY'RE DATING OTHER PPL AND YUCK </3
by jane appleseed my ass May 25, 2019
An amazing friend, or partner if you're lucky enough. She's always there for you, and always encourages you through the toughest shit. Shirleys are pretty inside and outside, they're funny and smart. Shirley isn't the best at recognising when she has fans that want her and sometimes makes the wrong decision, but can always solve problems. So if you're in love with a Shirley, make sure you're clear, or you'll lose your chance!! Shirley's also have big 🍑 buns, and sexy curves. Shirley's are full of surprises, and have amazing personalities.
Enjoy your Shirley!! ;)
by jane appleseed my ass November 27, 2018