Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jake

Clown Face

The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.

by Jake May 21, 2004

Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000

Possibly the closest thing to Ugh Factor 10 if not worse because of the added in Stupidity Factor. But regarless the equation works as shown below

If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser

But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.

Not only does that shit look wack but you look like a complete retard in the process, please stick around so we can point and laugh at you.

by jake April 1, 2005

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gooch broom

To smell like a hot swety gooch.
A nick name to anyone who has somone rub their gooch over their head.

todd smells like a gooch broom
shane just made you his gooch broom

by jake April 17, 2004

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Javeline

Name given to a daughter by continuum obsessed parents

Parent: Javeline! Bed time! your father and I have to play continuum.

by Jake May 5, 2005

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Noob Combo

The use of any two weapons in a game where no skill is needed to get kill by the combined use of the two weapons.

For example in Halo 2 the most know noob combo is using the Plasma pistol and the assault rifle, the player charges the Pistol and in one shot take the enemies shields out and that quick switches to the other gun and with one shot kills the opponent. And least we forget the universal noob gun……The Shotgun and Sniper rifle, and together you can’t get anymore noob….Just remember NOBODY likes a camper.

by Jake June 18, 2006

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