3 definitions by jaeger pilot99
a divy spesh who likes being weird and makes weird noises all the time, also he is the king of spesh he is weirder and even speshier around rowan salter also is A psychopathic young man who likes to burn things, shit on the floor and eat meth for breakfast lunch & dinner.
by jaeger pilot99 January 17, 2019
hes a nice guy and gets turned on by everything and loves stuff like gay rat and rape fish he has a awesomely speshy personality and also is friends with jake moran also hes a bang out at science and he is a rainbow 6 sege player and plays fortnut subscribe to his youtube channel gastly gaming.rowans are creative, artistic, and just generally, intelligent...
sometimes.
rowans moods can swing from distant genius, to hyper spaz, and sometimes, a spazzy genius and sometimes spazzzzzy spaz spesh
rowans hate being labeled, and will let you know that by viciously tearing you apart either verbally, or physically.
rowans are generally, cat-like, obsessing over strange/shiny/pretty things and love attention, but do not like to brag/ show off to get it.
love them or hate them, rowans force you to think sexual about them, and no matter what you tell them, they will continue to do what they want, be who they want, and jiggle your mind and balls along the the way
don't get cocky with a rowan, they have some of the most evil comebacks, it makes you feel sorry for them and hate them at the same time
sometimes.
rowans moods can swing from distant genius, to hyper spaz, and sometimes, a spazzy genius and sometimes spazzzzzy spaz spesh
rowans hate being labeled, and will let you know that by viciously tearing you apart either verbally, or physically.
rowans are generally, cat-like, obsessing over strange/shiny/pretty things and love attention, but do not like to brag/ show off to get it.
love them or hate them, rowans force you to think sexual about them, and no matter what you tell them, they will continue to do what they want, be who they want, and jiggle your mind and balls along the the way
don't get cocky with a rowan, they have some of the most evil comebacks, it makes you feel sorry for them and hate them at the same time
being rowan salter is a weird experience
by jaeger pilot99 January 9, 2019
a guy called bob who has a boner over everything even a wild rowan salter and a wild jake moran he masterbates with marden as well and he loves a foursome
by jaeger pilot99 January 22, 2019