jack saturday's definitions

Alternafrump

A woman or girl who aspires to dress, act, and think "hip", but ultimately comes off as being plain and frumpy.

I went to this hipster bar in SouthEast that was crowded with alternafrumps.

by jack saturday July 27, 2016

Drunkle

Any male person that is your senior, be it family or friend, who has a hard time figuring out adult life processes, and spends most of the time on some sort of substance ie alcohol, cannabis.

I can't meet you up, i've got to give my drunkle a ride to the post office.

by jack saturday July 27, 2016

Rejuvenazi

Someone who uses plastic surger and/or botox in excess.

I went to the country club in the Hills....Rejuvenazi Central!

by jack saturday July 27, 2016