Definitions by j-man11

lockwood 

When your penis becomes erect and does not go down for at least an hour. This could be a problem when one is in class, wearing mesh shorts, grinding, or even cooking. The only solution is to lay back and call your girlfriend(s).

Dude, last night susan had to relieve my lockwood.

Susan is so hot she gave me a lockwood by just looking at her.

lockwood by j-man11 July 26, 2008

lockwood 

When your penis becomes erect and does not go down for at least an hour. This could be a problem when one is in class, wearing mesh shorts, grinding, or even cooking. The only solution is to lay back and call your girlfriend(s).

Dude, last night susan had to relieve my lockwood.

Susan is so hot she gave me a lockwood by just looking at her.

lockwood by j-man11 July 26, 2008

issa 

Another word for "Cunt"

That girl Carol is such an issa.

issa by j-man11 March 16, 2008