4 definitions by j-man holmes stevens

feet

things that are used to cram in body cavities

stick those feet in here

by j-man holmes stevens November 21, 2002

feet

upsidedown hands with smaller fingers sometimes used to open bums, sometimes used for cramming, other times they can be used to attack martians, thus acting like a giant man-brain

teef is feet spelled backwards
skrawkcab delleps teef si feet

by j-man holmes stevens November 21, 2002

feet

a huge brain attacking a martian spaceship with lazerbeams, it is using a forcefield so it wont die. The martian spaceship will eventually be destroyed, making me happy, now i have to poop my pants

jimmy schwan is a feet us
yes i do like soda, but jimmy likes pop

by j-man holmes stevens November 21, 2002

incrediblyslow

retarded

i think my child is incrediblyslow, maybe i should sell him

by j-man holmes stevens November 21, 2002