Definitions by j 0 k a

soggy waffles

a game where all men cum onto a waffle and the last person to cum has 2 eat the waffle; MASON'S favorite game.

Mason finished last when cummin on the waffle so he had 2 eat it.

Mason purposely lost the game so he could enjoy a nice meal for breakfast.

soggy waffles by J 0 K A February 2, 2005

hymen

ma b0i that 0wnz everyone in RS; see PIMP

K1ng J 0 K A: damn b0i! its 2 easy 0wnin deez n00bz.
H Y M E N: F0 real! we need some challenge.

hymen by J 0 K A January 25, 2005

barney 

1 reason why i carry a gun; a pedifile that loves to hug little boys when he gets a hard on

barney: hey guys lets have 1 big hug! ;)
kids: Yay!
barney:YippeeeE! *a buldge forms in his cock region*

barney by J 0 K A January 23, 2005

Miami Dolphins 

an NFL team that had a season of only 1 win in 04-05 and then beat the patriots; BALLAS

man 1: man the dolphins are doing really bad this season.
man 2: yea but atleast they beat the #1 team in the NFL this season.
man 1: DAM! THOSE BITCHEZ ARE BALLAS!

Miami Dolphins by J 0 K A January 22, 2005

miata 

see pos; crapping car; waste of money

man: Look at that wack ass Miata.
women: Yea thats a POS.

miata by J 0 K A January 22, 2005

sow 

Shit On Wheels; a term used to describe an object of transportation.

Man 1: YO! check out my new ride! i got it for 500 bucks.
Man 2: R0FL! That's an SOW!

sow by J 0 K A January 22, 2005

jerkin it 

rubbing your dick intensely.
in other words...choking the chicken,beat yo meat,wackin off

Follow these steps:
1) Close your eyes
2) Bite your lips
3) Now pretend your rolling dice

jerkin it by J 0 K A January 19, 2005