Aral

You probably think that I misspelled anal, but what I am talking about is the former sea turned lake because of the Soviets.

Look at the Aral Sea now! It is a lake!

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018

Nokia 3310

A brick that can both break the ground, and answer phone calls.

Your Nokia 3310 broke my floor!

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick January 14, 2018