Nokia 3310

A brick that can both break the ground, and answer phone calls.

Your Nokia 3310 broke my floor!

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick May 03, 2018

penicularity

A prominence in the groin area; a bulge

John: Jesus Christ, he has a large penicularity!
Jesus: What the fuck John, I'm right next to you.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick December 12, 2019