Definitions by iwan the mexican

King's Treatment 

the best version of the blumpkin: while you're on the toilet a woman makes you a sandwich and gives you a beer, then gives you a blow job while you take a dump. (optional: some pot, football game on tv in bathroom)

guy 1: dude, i just got a king's treatment!
guy 2: whats that?
guy 1: something you'll never get.

King's Treatment by iwan the mexican December 24, 2009