itsmebitch 's definitions

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

It is a video series about a young boy who loves Shrek, and then has anal sex with Shrek. Aka the best thing on the Internet😍 (This is soft-core porn)

Me "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE!!!"

Person "um... Yah....."

Me "ISNT IT THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET"

Person "well you're a horny freak
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
It's not ogre

It's never ogre

by itsmebitch June 21, 2016

slumpcam

When you take a photo of someone who fell asleep and you put it on twitter/instagram/facebook/etc.

@iambill123 haha my niqqa ptfo'd #slumpcam (insert picture)

by itsmebitch August 16, 2012