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An acronym that stands for "Naked After Morning Poop". Used in the context of weighing oneself. It is best to weigh "naked after morning poop" because doing so yields an accurate representation of one's true weight due to the fact that clothes and fecal matter unnecessarily increase one's overall weight.
I weigh 145 lbs NAMP.
by itpax January 02, 2009

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