315 definitions by itichie_nocanpo

Oxy clean

Crazy dude on TV selling cleaner for mexican shorts

beach babe took me home used Oxy clean on my mexican shorts now I have a full time job...

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

night watchman

a man placed in the rear of a mid-night train....

My heart is breaking cus I'm the night watchman in the rear of mid-night train..
My honey I won't see again, she leaving cus I'm a night watchman in the rear of mid-night train...

Hay it's better than a trud floating in the pot....

by itichie_nocanpo October 2, 2006

heads up

get ready for sex ( heads up code for my old lady is in the room )

my girl called said "just wanted to give you a heads up". I said, " at the mall ? hay thanks for the heads up ". My mom said "if you go the mall keep your head up".

by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006

chile relano

big honkin anaheim pepper covered with tillamook sharp.

Urban dictionary readers chile relano = good mexican food. Nothing more to say just EAT.

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

butt nurse

takes care of constipated poor people! (star fisher)

help I'm soooo constipated I need a butt nurse. There is nothing like a good star fish sucker to help get the poooooopie out.

by itichie_nocanpo August 26, 2006

mexiwookie

hairy mexican mujeres with hairy arm pits!

I sat next to a mexiwookie she started licking my arm pits.
Senior I like Hairy mans. In her purse she had box of mexiwookie picks ( AKA mexican tooth picks )

try this! how many maxiwookie picks could a mexiwookie pick if a mexiwokie could pick picks....

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

north beach

North Beach located in San Francisco, CA.

I got my shoes shined by the " 52 inch topless mother of eight " at north beach.
Now that's some shoe shine

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006