yo mama

yo mama so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world.
yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
yo mama so ugly when Mike Tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier.

Sorry, I shouldn't really talk about yo mama like that, I don't even know the man.

yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets

by it's cripton bitch February 13, 2019

Avery

A frying pan that unevenly cooks bacon. A mamook.

Avery looks like such a frying pan. Unrwal

by it's cripton bitch February 22, 2021