island thinker's definitions

alternate elector

1. Seditious traitor.

A member of the GOP recommended alternate electors in an attempt to overturn the legal election.

by island thinker December 15, 2020

Cat bath

1) A foolish notion of mixing a domestic feline with water.

2) The masochistic activity of trying to eat a running chain-saw bar first.

3) Any activity, which in concept being a simple action, that inevitability leads to disastrous results.

Dating a <insert favorite social media website> stalker leads to a cat bath of a date.

by island thinker October 22, 2020

Sheep-idity

The wilful abdication of reasonable thought in favour of the perpetuation of indoctrinated dogma.

The denial of fossil evidence as an indicator of the earth's true age is a shining example of one's sheep-idity.

by island thinker February 24, 2010