Definitions by ish and twins

messian 

The creature that resides on a persons back when they are stoned. Its size and behavior vary in accordance with the degree of intoxication.

"There's a messian on my back."

messian by ish and twins April 23, 2008

mummy

a fanny, usually unshaven

my mummy's popped out

mummy by ish and twins April 20, 2008