Definitions by irvinesucks

cheeser 

A totally hot little chickie that you just want to grab and bang the friggin hell out of.

Dude, check out those cheesers over there!

cheeser by irvinesucks August 31, 2007

beavege 

A sweet little product found inside a chicks panties.

Man, Janie has some awesome beavege goin on in there!

beavege by irvinesucks August 31, 2007

chili dog massacre 

the horror found inside a toilet that has been used by someone who has eaten too many chili dogs or other such carnival foods.

Dont Go In There! It's A Friggin Chili Dog Massacre!

chili dog massacre by irvinesucks August 31, 2007

hog 

kind of cute, fat chick. Found working at del taco, that would, if you let her, attack your penis like a wild animal, and ravage it for all it's worth

I met a nice little hog in the del taco drive thru, maybe I'll give her my number.

hog by irvinesucks August 31, 2007

rally 

to smoke weed with a group

you guys wanna rally?
let's rally.
hey we're about to rally.

rally by irvinesucks August 4, 2007