iron mike 27's definitions

Schlort

Exact opposite of a Schlong. Belongs to men who feel the need to compensate with big four wheel drives. Fond of showing off their small tackle. Usually dickheads.

That guy sent me a dick pic of his schlort.... what a dickhead.

by iron mike 27 October 14, 2016

Grubbing

Making your tongue as pointy as possible and repeatedly thrusting it into someone's asshole

She really loves people grubbing her asshole

by iron mike 27 December 2, 2021