1 definition by insertanawsomenanehere
Town in New York. When you say you live there, people will always first ask if the cigarettes come from this town (no) or if you're talking about Marlboro, New Jersey.
The town has more apple trees per 6 feet than people per square mile. Commutes are commonly halted by tractors and annoying people driving slowly to look at the "pretty fall colors." Saying something is Marlboro is synonymous with calling something redneck.
Its population is mainly white rednecks and about 3/4 of its vehicles are pickup trucks. "Town" consists of a pizza place, hotel/bar, gas station, and a deli. Most of the industries in the town have been owned by the same five families for years and incest is of common speculation.
Most people that grew up in this town will say they hated living here, but deep down they're really just lying to themselves. It wasn't THAT bad people...
The town has more apple trees per 6 feet than people per square mile. Commutes are commonly halted by tractors and annoying people driving slowly to look at the "pretty fall colors." Saying something is Marlboro is synonymous with calling something redneck.
Its population is mainly white rednecks and about 3/4 of its vehicles are pickup trucks. "Town" consists of a pizza place, hotel/bar, gas station, and a deli. Most of the industries in the town have been owned by the same five families for years and incest is of common speculation.
Most people that grew up in this town will say they hated living here, but deep down they're really just lying to themselves. It wasn't THAT bad people...
Person at SUNY New Paltz: So where are you from?
Me: Marlboro.
Person: Oh, is that like where they make the cigarettes??
Me: Sigh.. no.
Person: Oh wait, I think ive heard of it now. Its near Palisades in NJ, right.
Me: No, I'm from Marlboro, New York.
Person: Oh. I've never heard of it then. Wheres it at?
Me: Its 10 miles from campus, right down the road!!
Person: What is?
Me: Marlboro!!!
Person: Oh, like the cigarettes?
Me: >_>
Me: Marlboro.
Person: Oh, is that like where they make the cigarettes??
Me: Sigh.. no.
Person: Oh wait, I think ive heard of it now. Its near Palisades in NJ, right.
Me: No, I'm from Marlboro, New York.
Person: Oh. I've never heard of it then. Wheres it at?
Me: Its 10 miles from campus, right down the road!!
Person: What is?
Me: Marlboro!!!
Person: Oh, like the cigarettes?
Me: >_>
by insertanawsomenanehere April 27, 2009