Linneah is the most amazingest cool person in the whole universe (& beyond!), and it's a big universe, trust me. Anyone who knows someone named Linneah feels lucky to know somebody so superfly! She makes CHUCK NORRIS cry! It really sucks any time you don't see her for a while because you've been drained of all contact to the pure awesome that is Linneah.
Random person, let's call him Daniel: It would suck to not see Linneah for a year, because that's a year without awesome, which sucks, because people need awesome and Linneah has the most awesome of anyone in the universe.
by imawesomewhoareyou July 28, 2009