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Krystin

A girl with the ability to turn a gay man straight in 0.89 seconds with her sheer sexiness. She also has the ability to levitate and get naked in 2.41 seconds.

I dropped my book in a tree but Krystin used her levitation powers to get it for me. Shes so awesome.

by im pretty tired... ill go home November 6, 2010