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showmmercial

When your trying to watch your tv show..but it's bombarded with commercials, so you end up watching more commercials then your tv show.

I was trying to watch UFC and I ended up watching showmmercials instead of watching people fight.

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to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.

I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived

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