im a pancake's definitions

armpit

Something i know you wish you could lick, but never got the chance to.

Guy number 1: Hey bro can i get a lick of your armpit
Guy number 2: WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WHO ARE YOU
Guy number 1: Come on, just one little lick
*calls the police*
Police: 911 what is your emergency?
Guy number 2: HELP, a man broke into my house and wants to lick my armpit
Police: Deal with it asshole

*hangs up*
the End

by im a pancake November 8, 2022

horniness

That feeling when you see someone elses mother

Omg did you see Brandons mom??? I have a great feeling of horniness right now

by im a pancake November 8, 2022