adj. An expression that means something that is a scam and a waste of time. Usually used as sarcasm and a replacement for fantastic.
Marc:I bought a shamwow and its scamtastic! (sarcasm)
Mike: Dang I lost all my money at the casino, scamtastic.
Mike: Dang I lost all my money at the casino, scamtastic.
by iiScAm August 12, 2009
noun- a beat up 1986 or older Honda Accord or Odyssey etc. (Toyota etc) that smells like curry and is old and beat up and is eligible for Cash for Clunkers. Usually a Indian (usually a Hindu) will drive one of these. It is usually the first car an immigrant will get for a bargain.
John: Dang it. Canada's highways have been over-flooded with hindu mobiles.
Raj: Don't y'all be hatin on my hindu mobile!
Raj: Don't y'all be hatin on my hindu mobile!
by iiScAm August 22, 2009