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Great rugby player, shows compassion and sportsmanship on and off the playing field. Hardest worker in the room and always striving for perfection. Empathises and Sympathises with everyone and is that one friend who will always be there for you, ALSO TOTALLY NOT SIMP.
Super hot Ang Mo Bitch from maybe UWC or SAIS or SAS or GESS or TTS or whatever the fuck kind of international school with HOT ANGMO BIG TIDDIE PEACHY ASS CHEEK BITCHES: "OMFG HE'S SUCH A MAX KWAN, JUST SEXY AS FUCK AND STUPID HANDSOME, I WANNA HAVE HIS BABIES AND HIS JIZZ BEHIND MY BRACES, TALK ABOUT LOCKING UP HIS KIDS BEHIND BARS MMMMMMM BABY"
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Annoying, cringe, pretentious, narcissistic little girls usually aged between 12 to 17. Hobbies include underage smoking, drinking and sex, tattoos on thighs or wrists and usually covered up by a stupid poorly edited emoji, face over hands cause TikTok filters are catfish as fuck. Snap score of over at least 100,000 and at least 1000 plus Instagram followers or more and always posting dirty mirror selfies cause their lazy asses can't be bothered to clean it. Worse than VSCO Girls but not as bad as Feminazis. Malay/Bangla/Chinese Yp boyfriend who's at least twice their age. Both are airheaded as fuck going no where in life.
Stupid XMM Bitches: "HAHA SKSKSK LMFAO spon me one cig pls, "FAST CASH DM" *shows wad of 50 dollar bills I took from my grandma's wallet* *covers hand behind stupid ugly face because Tik Tok filters can't even save my stupid ugly nicotine-addicted face* *rides e-scooter with Malay boyfriend or some Bangla fuck who's twice her age usually 13-20 years old in ITE or NT or NA streams*
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