1 definition by ihatethisgodforsakentown

One of the nine circles of Hell itself, were the only thing to do is go to McDonald's, or get abducted by the obscene amount of truck drivers that inhabit the town.
One: "Hey bro, what's there to do in Troy, IL?"
Two: "Well, we could go to McDonald's...or we could get abducted by a creepy truck driver."
One: "Oh.....nevermind."
by ihatethisgodforsakentown April 12, 2011
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