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Sarah

Man you already know what the fuck going on. Sarah is the most dyslexic bitch you will meet. Even though she fractured her nose that isn’t the only thing I will fracture (;. She is beyond beautiful when she is sleeping because her eyes aren’t open. Everytime we are on facetime she makes me horny & makes me ejaculate my kids into my ceiling. She is a dumbass motherucker & cant spell soup. She says she drinks bread & eats water, lol what kind of nonsense is that hehe. I met her on instagram but she dubbed me. She left me on open & said “what the fuck do you want nibba” a couple of weeks later she slid I to my dm’s & gave me her number. I messaged her “YERRRR” & once she replied “YERRR” I knew I was In love #NewJerseyLove. I want everything to do with her because everytime I see her eat water it makes me happy. I love calling her baby because she acts like she’s 2. sarah is my life but she’ll never be my wife lol. We are going to get married at the local gas station because she makes my peeped oily lol. also her butt is so phatt that when she sits on me she breaks my dick. hehe

Yo did you see that big butt? Yeah bro it was a sarah you already know what the fuck is going on

by igor gumdrop December 20, 2017