My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs
Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝
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Gertrude

Gertrude also known as Gertrude, Gertruid, Gertruida, Geertruid, Geertruida and Trudy

A name derived from the German word for spear and strength.

It was popular during the 1950s.

Some real-life and fictional people named Gertrude or other similar names:

Gertrude the Great, a benedictine nun, mystic, and was canonised as a saint.

Gertrude Bell, an english writer, traveler, administrator, political officer, and archaeological

Gertrude, Queen of Denmark and mother of Hamlet in Shakespeare's play "Hamlet".

Gertruid Bäumer, a German politician and feminist.

Gertrude Chataway, child-friend of Lewis Carrol and inspired him to make "The Hunting of the Snark"

Gertrude Courtenay, Marchioness of Exeter and godmother to Elizabeth I.

Gertruida van Veen, a painter from the Southern Netherlands.

Gertrude of Nivelles, an abbess, founder of the Abbey of Nivelles and a saint.

Geertruid Adriaansdocter, a Dutch martyr Hanged by protestants for aiding her priest brother.
Person 1: Hey look at that old woman!
Person 2: That's my grandmother Gertrude!
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Witch Trial

When there are mass hysteria along with very bad events.
Usually, woman who were disliked, elderly, too ugly, too beautiful or even just had a pet where often victims.
And they made tests with 0% survival like the Cake test, and Water Test.
One of the examples of these witch trials were the Salem witch trials. Basically it started with two girls having "fits" and screaming.
Then they started to Accuse three woman. Then one of the woman said that they actually did witchcraft and accused others.
Then Other Young Woman and Girls started having those "fits". But in reality they just wanted to have attention.
Person 1: Have you heard of Witch Trials?

Person 2: Yeah, they were soo unfair.
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