icklemidge's definitions

arrivaphobia

The extreme fear of buses from the Arriva company that is said to be derived from horrible women drivers knocking down sick webb heads.

The webb head usually recovers from their injuries, but lives life in fear of buses and this fear can lead to inevitable delirium, vomiting, screaming and frequent wet dreams.

Oh my god I hope that webb head is okay! He/she will definitely have arrivaphobia after that.

by icklemidge January 3, 2011